Blue Sky Blonde

Very high potency marijuana from Colombia.

Is this Blue Sky Blonde?

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African Sky Soccer

The new and less improved version of a game formerly known as basketball

"Hey did you catch that game of african sky soccer last night?"

"Yeah, Kobe and Wade really battled it out like those Somali pirates and the US Navy"

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fatal sky muffler

This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.

Lenny tricked Jen into pulling off a fatal sky muffler. She thought he was going to hold on to her.

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The Great Dick in the Sky

The god and defender of the Shave Ice Babies, that hunts down and brutally destroys their enemies.

The Great Dick in the Sky is summoned by a slow and low toned "ooooohhhh" sound.

There is no escape from The Great Dick in the Sky, not even fleeing to Mexico can save you. When it is called upon to destroy you; there is absolutely nothing you or anyone else can do to save you.

The Little Cinnamon Bun (From Dr. Tran) got very upset for no disearnable reason and then ran into a little Shave Ice Baby and killed it. So the other Shave Ices summoned the Great Dick in the Sky to hunt him down, and it injured him pretty good but he managed to run to Mexico where he thought he was safe, so he ordered a cerveza (beer) and then it came out of the sky and violently destroyed him.

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sky dance

A dance in which one waves ones hands calmly and mechanically in the air above ones head. Arms should alternate, swapping which hand is higher in the sky than the other. This is done while singing the theme song titled "do the sky dance"

"Do the sky dance!
Feel it down
In your pants!
Do the sky dance!" (Repeat ad infinitum)

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touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

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lie in the sky

An untruth that spreads and is believed because people want to believe it.

Trump has used another lie in the sky: he says that everyone testifying against him was bribed by the deep state.

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