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Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.
Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.
The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.
The time at which a person or group of people is so tired that they begin talking like pirates.
Lawrence: You guys want to go to another bAAARRR?
Yolanda: I don't think I'm sober enough to drive my cAAARRR.
Reginald: The Beastmaster's name is DAAAARRR.
Bartender: Oh shit, it's pirate:30.
Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.
Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?
The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank
Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy
“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship”
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