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when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up
"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"
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A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!
I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!
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work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
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A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.
Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."
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When a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.
Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.
Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.
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the annoying bump in the crotch area of jeans that resembles an erection.
Question: Holy crap Dick Cheney, are you hard?
Response: No, I just have a jean boner.
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A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.
I got a school-boner today. I dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.
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