foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

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foner

A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food

"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"

Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."

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foner

The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

A food boner.

Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."

You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"

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foner

Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.

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foner

a person who fakes being a stoner so that they can look like a big guy

-"man i'm so fukin zaked"
-"no ur not you foner"

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foner

when you get a huge massive boner from looking at a oily phone

that oily phone gives me such a foner

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Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

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