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Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!
"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"
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The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns
lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance
*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*
"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"
A guy hoe. Usually multiple girls have rode him.
Don't date him. I hear he's such a charter bus!
A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.
Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus
A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss