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When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
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a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person
b) When you receive someone else's mail.
c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!
b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!
c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
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a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.
"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."
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While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
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A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.
Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!
benol: go um... do something bad or something.
Skyone: That was a fail post
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the maximum achievable level of shame. an occurrence in which a creature is able to prove his unworthiness to be alive. a ginger fail, or "GF", is impossible to recover from. GFs are an unexplored phenomenon from a biological standpoint. Experimental treatments of depression include exposure to footage of repeated GFs, until the patient finds new hope in life.
When he thought he had a chance at getting her number, he Ginger failed becuase he forgot he was a Ginger
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A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
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