Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

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Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

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Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.

Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...

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Deuce Bag

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.

"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"

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Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

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sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

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Double Deuces

Double Deuces are another way of saying 22s for a rim size. When you see, lets say a cutlass, it could be sittin on Double Deuces.

Darnell:"Yo check out them Double Deuces".

Sean:"Darnell, I had Double Deuces like them but better".

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