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Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.
Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.
The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.
Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.
Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
The time at which a person or group of people is so tired that they begin talking like pirates.
Lawrence: You guys want to go to another bAAARRR?
Yolanda: I don't think I'm sober enough to drive my cAAARRR.
Reginald: The Beastmaster's name is DAAAARRR.
Bartender: Oh shit, it's pirate:30.
Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?
When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank
Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
Pirate ship: is when ones bed is filthy , possibly disease ridden with scurvy
“Damn that bitches bed looked like a pirate ship”