Random
Source Code
Random
my one true love, he is my one big boo and he will never be alone as long as anthony mackie is around
anthony mackie: where's sebastian?
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.
Sebastian is a person who is fine, smart, colored, and is very sexually intelligent. Sebastian has a kind personality and will make everyone around him laugh and has a crazy good smile. Sebastian can’t swim but he will make it wet like water he once said “Imma make it an ocean and I’m ready to take a dive.” Sebastian is a professional raw dogger and has the strongest pull out game. If u ever come across a wild Sebastian don’t let him go cus he will treat u nice.
Sebastian was cute as soon as I looked at him
Someone who fucks. Sebastians tend to wheel birds like it’s nobody’s business and are known to absolutely delete blue cans.
Todd: “Dude where did all the Busch lights go?”
Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”
Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.
Silly streamer with curtains for hair. Often found meandering about in school hallway in search of an ABG. He is dum.
Sebbie-kun!!!! Nvm, that's a Sebastian
a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*
"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"
Loved and respected by everyone and Blessed by God.
Legendary
Revered One
Role Model
He returned from his journey, drenched in glory like Sebastian of ancient times.