so puffbar

Describes something that involves copious amount of nicotine addiction. Mostly heard from young white adults between the ages of 18-22.

Brett: “Buddy let me tap ur fucking kang for a minute.”

Todd: “Ask Sebastian for his. Mines already dead.”

Chad: “Dude you got that thing this morning, doesn’t it have like 1600 hits?”

Todd: “Yes.”

Brett: “Dude that’s so puffbar.”

Sebastian

Someone who fucks. Sebastians tend to wheel birds like it’s nobody’s business and are known to absolutely delete blue cans.

Todd: “Dude where did all the Busch lights go?”

Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”

milky womp

A disgustingly dense bong snap. Most likely will result in you coughing many times and getting fried.

Clyde: *picks up bong and begins to snap a fat, frosty bowl of gg#4*

Derek: “Holy fuck Clyde that’s a milky womp.”

raftusism

The study and science of guzzing beers. Examples of high raftusism include sub 3 second shotty times, sub 2 second funnel times, birds pulled, etc.

Some notable people with high raftus levels include: Stevewilldoit, Harry Raftus, Kyle Forgeard, and Shoenice.

Ryan: “Wait dude, what’s your major again?”

Sebastian: “I major in Raftusism.”

Ryan: “Wait for real? What’s your shotty time?”

Sebastian: “2.8 seconds.”

Ryan: “Dude that’s so fratty beers.”

fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.

Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”