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When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.
Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night
When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me
an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.
"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"
Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!
me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:
Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk
its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot
wow , that shocked me