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when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.
but its your own cock
When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up
My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family
When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.
Never slurp on the peach with an African girl
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.
Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?