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the delicate art of getting off your girlfreind or any woman really with the vibrations of an xbox 360 controller.
named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.
"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"
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When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.
"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"
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When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
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the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum
amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you are able to surprise people and sneak up on them.
Person 1: *Does ninja crane pose* No one can defeat me!
Person 2: *Pushes from behind* I can. I have the element of surprise.
Person 1: XP
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A sex related thing. When a guy takes a piece of bubble mint gum chews it a bit, cums(ejaculates) on it, and gives to the woman to chew. Or as a prank.
"I was so freaked last night, he gave me a BubbleMint surprise!" exclaimed Janet to her friends.
Due to the fact that John stole Bobs cookie, Bob put a little BubbleMint Surprise in Johns gum.
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A sexual act described as; similar to the sex act known as the peek-a-boo , in this act a man is doing a girl from behind then pulls out and spits on her back (simulating cumming), then when she turns around you cum in her hair and whip it into a Mohawk.
Peek-a-boo revised into cumming in her hair and making it into a Mohawk. Thus it is a Mohican Surprise.
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