Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

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Duke Depps Chair

A chair that always gets railed every single time the song “ I see Red” gets played in a Dukemoose livestream.

OMG DID YOU SEE DUKE DEPPS CHAIR 🪑

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bag chair and a beer

The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.

When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!

Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.

Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!

Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...

- - - - - - - -

T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out

E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it

T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...

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Lawn Chair

The lawn chair is sexual act where you stack hoes up on top of each other with different holes exposed for your pleasuring. You can go up and down back and forth to your favorite hole.

Man I lawn chaired the shit outta all these bitches last night!!!!

Tate: Yo man what'd you do last night?
Keith G: Oh you know.... just lawn chaired a bunch of bitches. What about you?

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Chair Emoji “🪑”

The chair emoji is an inside joke on TikTok. The joke is to use the “🪑” emoji in place of normal laughing emojis such as “😂” or “🤣”, and it was made for the sole purpose of confusing users who have not seen the joke’s original video. So now that you know, be sure to play it cool, alright 🪑

Comment 1: “LOL this video has me dying 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑”
Comment 2: “What’s with all the chair emojis?”
Comment 1: “What do you mean?”
Comment 2: “The chair emoji “🪑”?”
Comment 1: “You wouldn’t get it”

Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup

Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair

Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person

Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...