Rings of Power

Rings of Power is a series made by Amazon with an immense budget that ended up being a financial disaster due to its hypocrisy and focus on identity politics rather than on the story. You Ringed of Power something, or you RoP something, means that you miserably failed, without being honest with yourself and others.

"Oh no, your RoP your exams!" or "Oh no, you Rings of Power your exams!" or "Oh no, you Ringed of Power your exams!"

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Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

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Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

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glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.

Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.

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belly ring

A stupid name trendies call a navel piercing. The actual jewelery put in navel piercings is a curved barbell, although sometimes cbrs are used. This name annoys the hell out of anyone who is seriously involved in piercing.

"Eeeeek! I totally got a belly ring on Friday bcuz Britney Spears does! She is totally kewl!

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