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Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).
When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!
When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..
Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!
name for Asian person who eats monkey
"hoolei fukke is a monkey muncher"
“monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.
white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”
formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.