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flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.

1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

by Brandon Armour December 12, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 20, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


(Tea Bagin) Tea bag in

slowly dipping your balls in a females mouth as she gets the juicies flowing through the cock.

Dipping the (Tea Bagin) Tea bag in the cup of hot water getting the flavour of the tea flowing in to the water.

by Pritu27 June 27, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.

Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


George Clinton Tea Bagged

Being draped in the face with the funkiest taint or nut-sac around.

"Damn man you stink. You smell like you got GEORGE CLINTON TEA BAGGED!" This term is derived from teh mean streets of baltimore city.

by SlappyMeats February 26, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

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