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Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
Catholic Central High School Bums
Can apply to two related groups.
1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.
2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!
Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
Lansdale catholic has to be one of the worst catholic schools in the Philadelphia area. A small 1 hallway school filled with nothing but bots and wannabe gang members. LC is the hood of catholic schools and you would be unlucky to go there. If you know someone who went to LC i am sorry for you. If it wasnt for the suburban location, the school would be trashed. Followed by the rolled up stereotype catholic girls and the “fluffy hair” boys, are little bitches who only peak in highschool. LC is the epitome of kids who will never go anywhere in the world. Home to some of the worst drivers you will ever see. Never go to LC.
“Yo bro do you see that terrible park job?”
“Yea bro they must have went to Lansdale Catholic”
A Catholic high school in Preston that is filled to the brim with the two N's (Nonces and Narcs) it's staff is likely under trained it is hell on earth if you were thinking of going how about instead shoving a ten foot tall spike up your arse until it bursts out of your head my head of year started shipping me with some boys (even tho I'm a lesbian) and they clearly don't know how to treat children you can never take off your jumper (even after school(I am not even kidding they wait outside Paris and shops and stuff and watch you so you have to keep it on it doesn't matter how hot it is)) unless summer uniform is called this is the worst school I could think of. Another thing about this school is you get referred for showing any emotion e.g I got referred for crying once they are well strict on gum and chewing gum I hate it there so if you're thinking of going please for your safety and mental stability please just don't go there
Jacob: why tf do you still have your school jumper on its 30°c
Anna: I go to Our Lady's Catholic High School (OLCHS) so the teachers are waiting outside the park and watching us so I can't break any of the school rules including the strict uniform policy
Jacob: that's bullshit they can't do that. What about human rights.
Anna: they don't fucking care they also take away freedom of speech so yeah
Jacob: that has to be illegal
The ridiculously unnatural contortion of the body, commonly witnessed during films involving demonic possesion or Catholic exorcisms.
"The demon possessed girl was nearly finished with a game of Catholic Twister by the time the priest arrived."
The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.
I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!
Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)