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The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
Tylerism is the act of masturbating in the backseat of a car (often under a blanket) whilst on the move. The parents of the person masturbating is in the front seats (the driver and the passenger).
"Tylerism (Or the act of "doing a Tyler")"
Person 1: Dude I totally did a Tyler in the back of the car the other day while moving house.
Person 2: Ew that's pretty weird man your parents could have caught you.
Person 1: That made it more exciting!
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This is a group of close friends that act as a fam. They get lit and wile out together. This squad is often found turning up on the weekend and enjoying each other's company.
Those friends are SO close. They are a lit squad that acts as a fam.
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A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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Persistent threatening behaviour by one person against another. The Protection from Harassment Act 1997 creates two offences relating to stalking. If the harasser's behaviour makes the victim fear for his or her safety, the maximum penalty is two years' imprisonment and/or an unlimited fine. When the behaviour does not lead to a fear of violence but does cause distress, the maximum penalty is six months in prison and/or a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum. The behaviour must have taken place on more than one occasion and the prosecution must show that a reasonable person would realize that the behaviour would have the effect of causing the victim to fear violence or feel harassed (Kelly v DPP ( 2002 ) 166 JP 621). Both offences are immediately arrestable without a warrant, and the police have power to search the harasser's property. The courts may make a restraining order immediately after convicting a person of either of the two offences. In Scotland the common law has always provided protection against stalking through the offence of breach of the peace.
Stalking first attracted widespread public concern when a young actress named Rebecca Shaeffer, who was living in California, was shot to death by an obsessed fan who had stalked her for two years.
In general, stalking victims are women from all walks of life. Some are trying to end a relationship with a man, often one who has been abusive. The persons involved may be married or divorced or may have been sexual partners. In other cases the stalker and the victim may know one another casually or be associated in an informal or formal way. For example, they may have had one or two dates or talked briefly but were not sexual partners, or they may be coworkers or former coworkers. In a small number of situations, the stalker and the victim do not know one another. Cases involving celebrities and other public figures usually fall into this category.
At the federal level, a number of statutes have been enacted to protect victims of stalkers. These include the Full Faith and Protection provisions of the VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT (18 U.S.C.A. § 2265–2266 2000), which mandate nationwide enforcement of orders of protection, including harassment and stalking, and the Interstate Stalking Act (18 U.S.C.A. § 2261A 1996), which makes it a criminal offense to travel across state lines to stalk another person. The act also makes it a crime to stalk a person across state lines using mail, E-MAIL, or the INTERNET. Such crimes are punishable from five years to life in prison. Please remit to ::: Protection from Harassment Act 1997
SECTION 16-16-20. Computer crime offenses; penalties.
The State Of South Carolina.
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...(Whispers)Of balls.
Used in Full Metal Jacket. To
"Come on privates! Act like you've got a pair!"
When you're too scared to do something, you should act like
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A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.