A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex
Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.
When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.
When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.
when you have four dicks in you and it feels good
3 dicks in your ass 1 in the pussy
A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.
Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?
You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
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