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Canada is the part of America we didnt want.
Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
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Most boring suburb of Los Angeles. More boring than the other suburbs of LA; there is absolutely nothing to do, including even a prosaic mall. Kids are stuck up, superficial and often nasty and mean-spirited. Moved here from NJ for the good public schools which was stupid because my parents had me and my sister apply to private and boarding schools anyway. We were trapped in a house without anyone my age for two years on a hill that was a mile from town where there was nothing to do anyway. The kids at my school were incredibly mean because I was new as a seventh grader and I spent the next decade recovering from suicidal depression and hating my life. DO NOT MOVE HERE
La Canada sucks.
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Maple syrup chuggin, Beaver lovin, Mounty huggin, AYE?!
What's all this aboot.
Kids these days like the pokemon
Kids these days like the rap music
Canada is Americas hat
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That's Canada's History DERP
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Do not mistake this for "Canada's History"
Canada's Herstory has recently become popular among Canadian college girls because we all know they have a sweet tooth...
Description: This ritual requires atleast two females and is very simple. Who ever the participants are must agree not to say "eh?" throughout the event. As soon as one person slips, she must start drinking from a bottle of maple syrup. She may only stop once another participant has successfully place a moose antler up her ass. It can be assumed she will throw up at some point in the night so have a replica of the stanley cup available.
"Canada's Herstory tonight? I guess if I can find my lucky antler and bottle of maple syrup."
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the n should have a tilde... la cuh-NYAH-duh.
the little suburb that could,
and would create homogenous people
who think, act and look alike...
squashing the bulk of real creativity...
yuck
predominantly white, but significant asian minority esp. korean and then chinese.
but at the same time a safe pleasantville
where memories are made in a bubble
we have a "good educational system"
La Canada? Where's that?
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A magazine formerly known as "The Beaver" best known for its explicit images of maple syrup enemas. Commonly confused with a sex act involving insertion of the Stanley cup with the aid of maple syrup as lubricant.
Damn man, I can't even jack off to Canada's History. It's just sick.
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To perform a proper Canada's History, you will need one each of the following: balloon, gerbil, Canadian transvestite, hockey stick, maple leaf, (2) homosexual males, wide mouthed maple
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.
Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.
Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
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