keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

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keistered

when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"

"yeah its FUBAR, I keistered it."

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Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

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keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

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keister

to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.

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keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

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keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

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