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Hey, im gunna go get some beer.all we have is bud light
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A warning to tell someone when they've said a sexual/racist/sexist/rude comment.
1."There are 2 things I like about THAT sweatshirt....*hint hint* your boobs."
"um, thats a Red Light comment, sir!"
2."Do all black people like fried chicken, delvohn?"
"Red light."
"oh, sorry"
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Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.
Damn ghost light, are programmers to lazy to code a damn sun??
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The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
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Strand of Marijuanna. First grown in the Netherlands and migrated to the US in the 70's. This strand is one of the most strong and powerful plants of the world. The plant doesnt grow high so is mostly grown indoors. It produces large leaves and buds that are very crystalized. Has a very sweet smell and a very earthy taste. Gives you one of the best "Highs" you can possibly get of any cannabis strands. One of the best choices for a pot smokers.
Guy 1: Long day bro, you got any weed?
Guy 2: Bro you know I always got that Northern Lights!
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driving down a long stretch of a main street and hiting every fkn red light
sorry i was late for the meeting i left on time but got stop lighted on King
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When a telescope or astronomical instrument is first used to take an image after construction.
I just started to build a 100 meter optical telescope in my backyard: first light will be in 2038.
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