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when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino
oh man i got a full frontal phil-up last night
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The most handsome man on earth. The last man with a great dinosaur cock to walk the earth. This man will destroy any bitch that is lucky enough to be given the honour of being shagged by Mr. Fearsome.
A fighting, killing machine... I said MACHINE! If you get in his way you will be pounded to a bloody stump and then bbq'd and fed to rats. Your family will also be killed for fun afterwards. dont fuck around with this guy, he's dangerous beyond measure.
Also, a true genius, ask him any question. he will have the answer and if you disagree and think you know better chances are you are wrong beyond measure so dont even bother
Submit to the will of Phil
Julie: Oh my god, did you see that godzilla movie?
Sue: Yeah but Phil-Fearsome would kick his ass and then screw all the bitches in that movie and me and you too... to death!! what a legend!
Julie: Yeah... i wish!
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he's the most dainty boy i've ever seen
Gorgeous ASF
beautiful as asf
(Phil Jheoff)
Here is the SHORT VERSION:
Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Then, years after graduating from the University Of Houston, Phil and his brother, Alan Swift began testing with rubber and its properties. Years later, Phil Swift founded the company Swift Response, with his brother Alan Swift being the co-founder.
In February of 2011, Phil released a new product called “Flex Seal.” Flex Seal was liquid rubber in a can. A big success for the company was clear when the internet got ahold of it, the commercial went viral and Phil Swift became a internet meme.
Phil continued to build his fanbase of FlexFans and make products and money.
Phil’s legacy of making products continue to dominate the internet with lots of memes, especially of when he says “I just sawed this boat in half!”, or “Thats Alot Of Damage!” Those catchphrases are known all across the internet as ‘the flex seal guy’ or as we call him, Phil Swift.
Also, if you made it all the way down here then please donate to me or follow me on Twitter!
Cashapp: cash.app/itsflexclass
Twitter: @ItsFlexClass
Thx!
Phil Swift is a multimillionaire who invented the most useful and flextastic family of products.
A very skilled lawyer with a passion for ladies. He is a must have when you need someone after an injury that wasn’t your fault
Josiah: Hey all these lawyers are super expensive, I’ll never win this lawsuit
Phil Goldstein: Sir, I am the BEST in west sac for lawyers, I can get you whatever you want, whenever you want, just gimme a call, and you will be smooth sailing from there.
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Eurylee Phil is a person who is brave and witty. She/He is an outstanding and talented person. Even though no one trusts or believes on her/him, he/she still pursue her dreams and show to them than he/she can do anything with the help of God.
Eurylee Phil is gorgeous.