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4 beautiful boys from Sheffield. They write catchy songs and the NME love them (rightly so). Apparently they're awesome live. I will confirm this on March 29
Arctic Monkeys are soo good. Can't wait for the album (Jan 23 UK, Jan 26 North America UK IMPORT, Feb 21 North America)
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One who does absolutely nothing in life but stay on a couch (not necessarily theirs) and surf the internet or watch tv (not necessarily their computer or their tv). Unlike porch monkeys, who are racially stereotyped, couch monkeys can be any gender, color, or sexual orientation. (There's no need for Randall to "take it back")
Derek: "Man, what does that girl Danielle do all day? She's 23, doesn't go to school, and only works 16 hours a week, if that"
Sunny: "I dunno dude, she's probably just a couch monkey"
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A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.
"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."
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putty material that is used for filling in gaps.
Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.
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The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
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That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.
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Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.
As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.
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