beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

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Homework Beer

A beer (or beers) you drink while doing your homework. Often followed by getting trashed once homework is done. This is often done by college students who wish to participate in a "Wasted Wednesday" but who have homework due the next day-thus they drink while they work and by the time they are finished, have caught up to the rest of the party.

"Wasted Wednesday tonight?"
"I guess so-I have physics homework due tonight though."
"so how many homework beers tonight?"

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Beer baby

Predominant weight gain in a woman’s abdomen that could easily be mistaken for pregnancy, but is actually the result of substantial beer consumption

“I can't wear this shirt, my beer baby is showing"

“It’s Friday, my beer baby is thirsty”

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Beer Poncho

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.

It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.

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Beer Summit

It is where men will meet and possibly discuss anything of importance and possibly plan a resolution to the problem. e.g. bloke having missus problems, organising a road trip, pub crawl. These are commonly held friday afternoons either at a pub or a blokes place. Also can be held before sporting events, and anytime where it maybe deemed necessary. And Beer must be consumed.

Bloke texts his mates: Men we need a beer summit at corner pub this fri arvo.

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Shitty Beer

Shitty beer is best defined as natty ice or other cheap beer. also known as "shit beer" or "cat piss"

natty ice, keystone light, natty light all excellent examples of shitty beer

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beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

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