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When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).
Those abs made me hang the towel.
A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
That guy is such a swass towel
Towels that were made damp by any means (ejaculation, drying your hair, whichevers best for you)
1) JOHNATHON WHY ARE THERE DAMP TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM???
UH I DON'T KNOW MOM MAYBE I EJACULATED ON THEM
2) i made some damp towels last night after drying my hair
a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
When someone flosses a towel between their legs to better dry off their nether regions.
There's nothing better than a hot shower followed by some good ol' towel flossing.
So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!