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When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.
We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller
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The insertion of alcohol into one's rectum using a funneling device. Typically using bourbon or whiskey.
How about we head to the kitchen and make a kentucky oil change?
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When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.
Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.
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The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
When one makes a ring of BHO oil around a spliff filled with herbs. When lit causes a spill of BHO oil making the joint burn slower, smoother and become more potent.
Did you see @rollgameonpoint new oil spill J on IG? that spliff was oozing!
Masturbating in public while defecating in your pants
I was in the park last week and I saw a guy making a Pennsylvania Oil Derrick.