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Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.
“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."
The wife of any man that expects to die soon i.e a final wife. (NOUN)
We asked the nursing home resident who that lady with him was he told us it was his finishing-wife
Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.
Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.
My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now
can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Errol Wife
Mi love you world without end Empress can't wait to see you when I-Man forward❤️❤️
She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.
A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.
After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.