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To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
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a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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slightly obscure this one, but was nevertheless widely used for a while in central london. it means to chill, relax, often along with smoking weed. derived directly from cotch, its root is interesting... the mathematicians amongst you will know that hyp(cos) is written 'cosh', and pronounced 'cotch'. this is trigonometrically equivalent to one over hyp(tan), or '1/tanh', pronounced 'tanch'. most people are unaware of this - its nevertheless used widely.
lets go back to mine and one over tanch it down...
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Ooh, let's go!
Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.
Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.
Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts
Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy
Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)
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Don't Fuck Me Now
Boy Of My Life
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Now I'm Cumming
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The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
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A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
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The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
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