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pluck the cat

shave my vagina

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."

by RYUHD October 1, 2017


XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder

John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny

by Naufalicious December 1, 2024


tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.

It’s tummy time for that cat!

by catsarefat February 28, 2022


Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019


cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session

Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs

by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023


Angry Cat

When you get your loyal cat girl to succ you but she doesn't fully consent

LCG: I don't agree to this master!
Me: damn you an angry cat

by MLC-GESMOEN June 25, 2019


josies cat

“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.

y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”

by hanvu April 3, 2018