"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"
"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."
A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder
John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny
Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
It’s tummy time for that cat!
the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool
caillou cat better than caillou
They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session
Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs
When you get your loyal cat girl to succ you but she doesn't fully consent
LCG: I don't agree to this master!
Me: damn you an angry cat
“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.
y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”