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when a guy cums on a girl's ass and then she starts booty clapping .
Lisa turned me on to the max when she started to cum clap !
A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.
damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky
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A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!
'Christmas Cumming'
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.
Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.
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The build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy's shower massage
Ginger: "I was cleaning our shower this morning and I could not believe the build up of cum scum my boyfriend has left!"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"
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For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.
Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*
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A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
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