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A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.
That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.
Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
That gay man isn’t as gay as dan wells
1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?
A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything
A youtube duo who's been on youtube for almost the start. They are both part of the Lgbtq+ Community.
There has been some speculation about whether these two are dating. However, these two would like to keep personal details of their life private (reasonably) since sometimes, the dan and phil fandom like to fetishise these two men for simply being together.
And it has become slightly worse since they have come out. Yet, these two people are very funny, and I will not stop watching their content.
Dan= Daniel Howell(30 as of 2021)
Phil= Philip Lester(34 as of 2021)
Some fan:Hey, did you watch the new Christmas Dan&Phil video?
Some other fan: Not yet, thanks for reminding me!
Having a great Twitter conversation.
Man, are you following them? There was a great dave-danning tonight!
The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
Baby dan is the absolute cutest.