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I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
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when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
sean had one last christmas and fell of his chair in excitment, ho ho ho. and he is a bwatty mwan
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(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.
MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."
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On a college campus or other place that has a whole neighborhood with the same start/end date on a rental lease, the day everyone's lease ends and everyone is moving out. With so many people moving out, every street is filled with couches, chairs, tables, and countless other things that can be picked up for those looking for free things. It's a Gypsy Christmas!
Mike: "Hey man, that's a nice couch, where'd you get it?"
Tom: "On the street, someone was throwing it out during move out day"
Mike: "Gypsy Christmas special?"
Tom: "Of course. Only way I get my furniture"
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Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December
Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.
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A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.
"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"
"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"
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