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I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
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when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
sean had one last christmas and fell of his chair in excitment, ho ho ho. and he is a bwatty mwan
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(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.
MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."
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Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December
Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.
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A game played at Christmas where everyone wraps any present they want and puts it in the middle of the room. Everyone who is playing receives a random number, which determine your order. Whoever is first must choose a present from the middle of the room and unwrap it. The second person can either steal the first persons present or choose another one from the pile. If your present is stolen then you have to choose another one from the pile. Once everybody has gone then you have to keep the present you end up with.
"Hey did you play chinese christmas?"
"Yeah, I got a a huge box of chocolates!"
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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
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