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I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
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when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
sean had one last christmas and fell of his chair in excitment, ho ho ho. and he is a bwatty mwan
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(n) The person or persons who receive Modern Warfare 3 as a Christmas present, and play online, with others who have had the game since it came out.
MW3 Player 1: "What's that guy doing running around in circles in the corner?"
MW3 Player 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's a Christmas Noob."
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Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December
Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.
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On a college campus or other place that has a whole neighborhood with the same start/end date on a rental lease, the day everyone's lease ends and everyone is moving out. With so many people moving out, every street is filled with couches, chairs, tables, and countless other things that can be picked up for those looking for free things. It's a Gypsy Christmas!
Mike: "Hey man, that's a nice couch, where'd you get it?"
Tom: "On the street, someone was throwing it out during move out day"
Mike: "Gypsy Christmas special?"
Tom: "Of course. Only way I get my furniture"
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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
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