Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.

Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

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We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

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Watch me sit and drink water

A Massachusetts euphemism for passionate romance of the FeverPitch-esque, Bostonian variety. Used to imply any sort of romantic, passionate, seductive, sensual, tender, heartfelt, or Jimmy Fallon-esque activity.

"Any chance you can stop by tonight and you can watch me sit and drink water?"

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You sit down when you pee!

When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them

Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!

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Can you sit on my face?

That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.

Guy: Can you sit on my face?

Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*

Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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sit down and go eat your lunch

What your mother says to you as she yells at someone

Trinity-bitch get off me and don't talk to me
Trinity-yo shaqusa go sit down and go eat your lunch

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

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