monkey stain

1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy

Hand's off my car Monkey Stain

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Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

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coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

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Backsplash Stain

Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.

The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.

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Cum stain

When you jerk off you get shots out of you penis

A cum stain is something that happens durning jerking off

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wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.

The guy with the wine stain.

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Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

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