staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

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Ear Stain

When you say a cuss word such as fuck, cunt, bitch, etc or an inappropriate phrase that is over heard by a toddler who then repeats it to someone else.

Toddler: Fuck you, daddy!
Dad: What the fuck?! What motherfucker has ear stained you with such language?!
Toddler: You did!
Dad: FUCK YOU NO I DIDN'T I'M GETTING A DIVORCE

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coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

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Backsplash Stain

Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.

The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.

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Cum stain

When you jerk off you get shots out of you penis

A cum stain is something that happens durning jerking off

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wine stain

Got a wine stain on his face.

The guy with the wine stain.

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Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

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