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A clear day or clean complexion.
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.
2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.
-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…
When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off
I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me
'Tis a true hood classic.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
Joe - "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
Adam - "Yooo that's fire."
Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces
Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.