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Women who are lowkey in social settings but are actually pretty funny when you talk to them. Very underrated.
Yo who is that girl over there?
I don’t know but if she ain’t a Bitmoji Woman, I don’t want her.
"Americans are upstarts"
"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"
A woman who pleasures herself on a swinging roller coaster and climaxes as the ride swings to the highest point.
"Dad, why is water falling from that ride?"
"Oh, there must be a windmill woman riding it."
"Dad, what's a windmill woman?"
"Your mother."
Bob: Alina is on her ladies days
Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period
A woman you wouldn't typically take home but you're too inebriated to know better. Then in the morning you put her in the trunk so nobody sees you with them.
"He was so drunk he took a trunk woman home"
Alternative word for breasts
my woman bulges are extra bulgy today 😘