cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.

Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!

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Clean Mean

One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.

I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?

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neat and clean

A girl who can give a clean and non messy cum shot/orgasm.

Yeah man, Kristine is neat and clean in bed.

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clean sock

A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

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clean slate

when one's pubic region made totally bald

I am going clean slate from now on, or for at least the next to days when it starts to grow back.

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clean fun

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

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Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

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