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A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.
The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.
A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?
He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.
Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?
Yes, just like all men are.
When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.
Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”
A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.
She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.
A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”
Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh
Wtf cheese?
A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.
eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????