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When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.
Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles
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When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.
Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?
"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"
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Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.
Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!
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To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion
1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning
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A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."
PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."
PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."
PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
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Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
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always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean
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