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a nicer expression replacing "same shit different day"
person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".
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A symptom exclusive to males in a workplace charged with high levels of testosterone. Essentially whatever few women present in the workplace become objects of fancy regardless of personality, beauty or behaviour.
In extreme cases, the male formulates reasons or excuses in his own mind pointing to 'proof' that said female actually fancies him.
This disorder is especially pertinent in workplaces with over a 70% presence of males.
Male Banker #1: I quite fancy Jenna, you know. Think she was checking me out from across the desk.
Male Banker #2: Mate, she was checking the time on the office clock right next to you. You need to get away from your work more often, you're beginning to develop Office Girl Syndrome.
A derogatory reference to anyone that is just a complete prick or jack off. A way to extol the biggest jack ass and wanker you know and give them credit for the cock smack they are.
Frank: Hey Roger. How are things with your new boss Carl over in Logistics?
Roger: I am sick of that Fuck Stick. He is making everyone's life miserable.
Frank: That's too bad. Guess everyone is now reporting to the Office of The Tugger General.
Roger: That's straight up shit, Braaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
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When two people are engaging in 'relations' without their colleagues knowing.
Duncan and Aimee liked to dock outside of work but denied they were having a secret office romance to their colleagues.
God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO
Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.
Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.
Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."