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When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”
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A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.
TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing
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Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!
2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
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(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.
Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.
A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.
You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...
The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...
"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.
-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."
The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.
Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.