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A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.
Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.
The best person ever honestly just so great and amazing there truly aren’t many words to describe them they are the most sweet or kind person you’ll ever meet and you should count yourself so lucky to be friends with one their so fun to be around and could talk to one for hours just so great
Simon is so fun we talk all the time if I could I’d spend every minute of every day with them!
Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.
Hey did you see Simon? He's so hot.
A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden
Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No
A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household
Simon: Hey! What team do you support?
Person: Arsenal!
Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.
Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon