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schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016


sweater whether

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i enjoy listening to sweater whether😃😼

by daddythictho November 12, 2020


Cake Sweater

Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.

Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.

by Ray Padood November 10, 2021


sweater netcher

a substitute for the word sweet .

kid 1 : thats really cool .
kid 2 : sweater netcher .

by SkidRow . June 28, 2008


toof sweater

Layer of film on your teeth 1st thing when you wake up or after giving a blow job.

Damn, girl. I gotta brush my mother fucking teeth. I've got hella toof sweater !

by Kymbroly April 17, 2018


Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.

Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.

by j5hrp March 22, 2011


big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes

Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr

by Big-T November 6, 2004