1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes
1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.
Noun: The extraordinary amount of pubic hair that falls off a man’s Scrotum or penis while urinating specifically in a standing urinal. Usually at an all day public event like a sports game. Collecting on the top of a Urinal Sanitizing disk.
Hey Bob, use the last urinal on the left when you piss. Check out the Cake Sweater at the bottom!! Nasty.
a substitute for the word sweet .
kid 1 : thats really cool .
kid 2 : sweater netcher .
Layer of film on your teeth 1st thing when you wake up or after giving a blow job.
Damn, girl. I gotta brush my mother fucking teeth. I've got hella toof sweater !
Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.
The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.
Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.
The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.
Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.
a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr