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When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
When you spread peanut butter around her asshole and pussy and she sits in your mouth.
Bob: Dude Jay! My girl just Tennessee Butterfingered me!
Jay: Nice dude! Mine pegged me.
A goodbye where Tennesseans yell at the top of their lungs “BYE YALLLLLL”, and then get in their car and drive away..
We should give them a Tennessee goodbye.