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When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'
Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''
Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''
Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
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Filling up one's tank with gasoline and then driving off without paying for it.
Tiyanawanikatisha got busted for fill and fly after the gas station surveillance camera caught her license plate.
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The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.
(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
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Kim Seokjin aka Jin from BTS is known as the Flying Kiss Guy because of his habit to show his love for ARMY through this gesture. it consists in putting his hand quickly at his mouth and sending the kiss immediatly.
Namjon: How do you feel when you hear you are good-looking?
BTS: You are good-looking ! (to Jin)
Jin: I love you. *sends a flying kiss*
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A passive aggressive way of saying ‘get the fuck out of my way’. It is used to not swear but be intimate. It’s origins are from Nigeria but the phrase has slowly drifted to English boarding.
‘Fly-away if you don’t want to get hurt’
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(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
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A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...
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