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Fucking witch ass bitch!

An expression used to depict or describe someone who is as mean as a horrible witch.

This fucking witch ass bitch got me fucked up!

Fucking witch ass bitch, fuck off!

Fucking witch ass bitch!

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023


How to spot a Witch

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.

2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.

3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings

Take care out there and beware of Witches

Important survival guide on how to spot a witch

by The Milk Man Cometh July 12, 2024


Blair Witch

this is what you call someone worst than a traitor. this someone who becomes your student or friend to learn all the good stuff you know and can do , to use it against you and take you down , and a super blair witch knows you talented and copy this stuff and kill you or get you lock up and get famous off your gift from ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL.

this blair witch is the most evil of all kinds of witches they are. no such thing as a good witch. only pretenders.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 22, 2022


Blair Witch

When in an online video game, you or someone else, has either disconnected or your controller has died and as a result you are looking directly in a corner/wall with your back turned out.

I was playing COD the other day when I saw someone on the enemy team Blair Witching in a corner.

by Deeeyeceekay June 28, 2021


Witch Spotting

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.

None of these things is any good on its own. It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.

1) A REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

2) Look for the nose-holes. Witches have larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings.

3) The feet. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts.

Follow these Witch Spotting rules to save your life. Take care out there and beware Witches.

by The Milk Man Cometh July 12, 2024


Witch of Lust

No Tiddy Shy Loli Gf from the anime Re:Zero.

Carmilla, the Witch of Lust.

by skelebro1 May 14, 2022


Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.

SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.

by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022