Wu Tang War Whistle

A FAT turbocharger on a engine. Comes from the whistling noise it emits while spooling as well as relieving pressure.

"Look at the size of that wu tang war whistle! I wonder how it sounds."

Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

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where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

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worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

Its only a bleedin' whistle

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

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After Whistle All-Star

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.

As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.